By Kate Walsh | Posted: Wednesday October 23, 2019
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Pavlova is very yummy,
It fills up your empty tummy.
But before you eat pavlova,
You have a roast with date and clover.
Poor max got the very last piece,
A slither,tiny and pate.
It seems max had a very bad day,
But then he heard his dad say,
“Next time you'll get the biggest cut”,
But he crossed his fingers behind his butt.
Next christmas they had a pav,
And max turned very very mad,
When he saw his dad have half the lot,
Max decided to plan an evil plot.
He stuffed moldy cheese up his dads wig,
While his dad was eating his prized fig,
When his father put the wig on his head,
He screamed and yelled and ran to bed.
He didn't sleep at all last night,
Him and max were in a fight.
His dad said “sorry” but max just said,
“I do not accept ted”,
“Don't call me ted call me father”,
“Nah I'd rather call you grandpa farter”,
“DON'T CALL ME THAT” his dad screamed back,
But max was gone as quick as that!
Their was a boy named Billy
That kid was very silly
He disliked pavlova
So the next day he fell over
He loved watching the all blacks games
But he thort they were so lame
His dad said have some hokey pokey
Then billy said okey dockey
Then his dad got confused
And his house had a big fuse
And that was the end of billy
Because he was so silly
Billy was jumping on his bed
Then he saw his dads head
Peeking through the doorframe
His dad was really lame
He told him off for being creepy
Next time he should be more sneaky
But his dad didn’t care
He just acted like he couldn’t hear
But billy was mad
Looking at his dad
He wished his dad was dead
So he hopped down, jumped off his bed
He grabbed a sandal, threw it at his head
It cut off his ear
Now he couldn’t hear
His brain leaked out
Billy freaked out
A little kiwifruit,
When shopping for gumboots
Then found a fox
That was on a box
then got hockey pokey,
then left saying “oaky doaky”