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A selection of Jokes by Archie Vorgers Rm17

Q: What happens when frogs park illegally?

A: They get toad

Q: What do you call a jumper that’s on fire?

A: A blazer

Q: How does the sea say hi?

A: It just waves

Q: Which bear is the most condescending?

A: A pan-duh

Yesterday I ate a clock. It was very time consuming.

Especially when I went back for seconds.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An investigator

Q: How do celebrities stay cool?
A: They have lots of fans

By Archie Vorgers

For more dad jokes email me at aj.vorgers@gmail.com